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My monthly day of self pity. [11 Apr 2006|10:10pm]
I have been so freaking lonely lately. I havnt dated in two years, the thought of going up and talking to someone my own age gives me a siezure of anxiety, and I dont know what my work schedule will be ever. My saturday night usually falls on Tuesday afternoon.

I have no idea how to fix this, and have been hearing a world of "join a book club at the public library" type suggestions, but I do not even know if that would help. I am also sick of my family telling me how lucky I am, how great my job is, ect.

I still feel like the sixth grade loser all grown up who still has no money or power. I do not even know how to schedule doctors apointments without a regular work schedule.

In other news, I have health insurance. Now I just need an apartment, a new car and about a dozen cats to complete my new life.
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[04 Mar 2006|02:34pm]
CHRISTMAS IN MARCH IS TODAY!!!!!!! TODAY I HAVE GRACED YOUR MISERABLE PLANET FOR 24 YEARS!!!!!


Damn I am getting old.
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[27 Feb 2006|10:24pm]
What the hell? Saturday is my birthday. How did that happen?
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[25 Feb 2006|05:15pm]
On friday I graduated from bank training, and as a reward I had nachos and got fake nails put on.

In other news, does anyone else who has to wear professional clothes to work have ideas on where to buy them? Where they actually look good and don't cost $65 for a button down? Yes, that is actually how much gap is trying to get us to pay for "the white shirt."
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[06 Feb 2006|02:06pm]
Yay! I got a job! Everyone do a dance with me. Fame and fortune will be here before I know it.
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[19 Jan 2006|01:45pm]
Why the hell is it that my father is just absolutely falling over himself to pick out a job and a boyfriend for me so that I can be his own little mini-me? He is really pissed off that I am not down on my knees thanking him for the priviledge of being forced into a job that I don't really care about.

It is getting to be really awkward being in the same room with him. Now I feel like I can't ask him for help on my resume or anything that I actually need.
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[17 Jan 2006|02:37pm]
Waiting for the phone call is the hardest part. It is all the stress of dating without any of the joy. Everybody keep your fingers crossed that I will soon become a productive member of the work force after nearly a year of unemployment.
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[04 Jan 2006|04:41pm]
Something is seriously wrong with my family. What else would possess them to throw away all of our frying pans without buying new ones? I know they sucked, but how the hell am I going to cook?


In other news, Ikea is a scam cooked up by the Swedish in order to steal our babies. The babies are dropped off at the day care center, and then at the end everyone is so pissed off from lifting the Astrid wall unit that they forget to pick the babies up. The babies are then mailed to Sweden and eaten, and that is why they are all so tall. The end.


That being said, my new beds look nice. Eve and I look like Princess and the Peas sleeping on top of them. I am never putting together another bed ever though.
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[01 Jan 2006|04:35pm]
Alright, Animal Crossing Wild World. Many people love it, however I only mostly love it.

What I dislike:

1. No Halloween, Christmas or Thanksgiving. They have been replaced with "The Acorn Festival." Lame.

2. I keep accidentally turning off my DS or the battery dies and then Mr. Resetti bitches at me for what seems like hours. I want to say "The battery died! I swear!"

3. Fish seem harder to catch.

4. I never have any money because I am obsessed with earning Tom Nook points.


What I like:

1. Playing with Kitty over the wireless connection. Especially the fact that she named her town Berlin and her character Walter, so the nintendo tells me "You are about to visit Berlin Walter!" This is an example of my family's retarded sense of humor.

2. More fish and fossils.

3. It is way easier to send the animals a letter, and if you send them fruit they will nearly always send you something back.

4. I am obsessed with earning Tom Nook points.



I havn't figured out how to go online with it yet cause I don't have a wireless connection, but will update regarding that once I check it out at Hayley's house or McDonalds or someplace else more technologically advanced than here.
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[01 Jan 2006|12:48am]
Maybe the problem is with me.
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[16 Dec 2005|10:00am]
No internet from now till the new house. Old number still if you need me.
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[15 Dec 2005|05:26pm]
Everybody keep your fingers crossed for a Monday closing. We just won't be defeated.
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[14 Dec 2005|08:50pm]
10 Years Ago I Was: Trapped in the hell of junior high. Started being a nerd to avoid all of the people calling me a slut and a whore. Got beat up semi-regularly. My first kiss and first time telling someone not to touch the bunnies. I've gotten a lot better at it since then.


5 Years Ago I Was: Pretty much hardcore into being an anime nerd and hanging out with the same. Dated a wonderful person who would have married me. I wonder where he is. Worked at barnes and noble. Lost my virginity in a super 8 room.

1 Year Ago I Was: Just finishing up my student teaching and graduating. Little did I know that a year later I would still be jobless and in limbo. My first year ever with no boyfriend since god knows when. Shitty at first, just now really wanting to get back into the game and realizing that the rules have changed since college.

5 Snacks I Enjoy: Dr. Pepper, vegetables, salsa con queso, oreos and milk, brownies.

5 Things I Would Do With 100 Million Dollars: Build Iron Suit to fight crime, pay off all family debt and care for parents, make wise investments to turn it into 100 billion, start academy for training petite super heros (or villains), pewter color juicy couture handbag with the chains and danglies.

5 Places I Would Run Away To: The dining room, Beijing, Downers Grove, Australia, New York

5 Bad Habits: Smoking, going on and on about things no one gives a shit about, knitting at inappropriate times, being an asshole to people, general irritation caused by the fact that brain and body never hold still.

5 People I Tag To Do This: YOU! YOU! YOU! YOU! YOU! (Bridget, Emily, Daniel, esp.)
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I'm too fly for this shit. [13 Dec 2005|09:06pm]
So I guess I'm not moving tommorrow. Today has been one long anxiety attack after another.

My dad suggested changing the motto on our family crest to "Always right, always screwed over."


I am running away to become a superhero. Kitty says that in order to be a no powers superhero you have to be either very rich or very very angry and out for revenge. I am so working on the third one.


For those of you who do that praying thing like me and Nightcrawler, feel free to send one my way, cause I really need this to happen. I cannot take being poor and uncertain and fucked over anymore.
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[24 Nov 2005|04:11pm]
You know what the thing about Thanksgiving is? Nothing really happens. Jack and I will be sitting around playing gameboy for several more hours until I get to eat and drink myself dead. So far the highlight of my dad has been that I made the jello salad. Yeah, take that.


I bought two bottles of wine, but for some reason my dad thought we needed 6 more.
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[17 Nov 2005|01:21pm]
Why the hell doesn't Domino's open until 4:00? What a useless time to open. I want pizza now.
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[11 Dec 2004|06:48pm]
Okay, this is a very very very serious entry. The fate of my future happiness depends on a decision, completely out of my hands, that will be made in a few days.





Eva absolutely has to win America's Next Top Model. She is absolutely adorable, and looks great in every picture. If Amanda wins, I am chalking it up to racism because she does not look nearly as good as Yaya or Eva. If anyone wants to put some money on this, let me know before weds, cause I am totally ready to put my money where my mouth is.

On another note, this means that if Amanda wins, I am financially as well as emotionally devastated.
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[26 Sep 2004|07:14pm]
I would love for someone to recommend a terribly good fantasy novel to me. Last year at this time I read all of Neil Gaiman's books in about a week, and something about the autumn makes me want fantasy. I would also settle for Sci-Fi. If the book you recomend turns out to be lame, I will defintely call you on it, but will still respect you as an individual and continue to be your friend.
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[15 May 2004|11:41am]
[ mood | jubilant ]

I deserve a high five. You know why? Cause I think that I just got a perfect student teaching placement for next fall. I feel like nine million dollars.

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[12 Apr 2004|11:47pm]
post anything that you want, and post it anonymously. anything.

a story, a secret, a confession, a fear, a love...anything.

be sure to post anonymously and honestly. post twice if you'd like.

then, put this in your journal to see what your friends (and perhaps others who you don't even realize read your journal) have to say
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